VITALS · DOCS

The launch check for Robinhood Chain

VITALS reads pons v2 launches and prints what the chain shows: who got in tax-free before you, what the creator took, what the deployer did last time.

No score, no grade, no verdict. Undetermined instead of clean. Free.

Whitepaperthe problem, the product, the launch, the 4% and where it goes DECLARED #001every parameter of the $VITALS launch, signed from the deployer wallet APIthe read-only HTTP API, its guarantees and its shapes Groupsputting the bot in a group, and what it does there VITALSthe project, the socials, the room, DECLARED #001 The botpaste any pons address, get the card. free

THE LAUNCH

28 September 2026, 16:00 CEST on pons, pair ETH. The first declared launch on this chain.
Dev buy 5% inside the launch transaction. The deployer is the only exemption. No presale, no allocations.
Everything signed from the deployer wallet on 27 September, before the launch transaction exists: DECLARED #001.
The bot scans its own launch at T+15 and posts the card as rendered, flags included.

WHAT IT NEVER SAYS

No score, no grade, no traffic light, no verdict.
Absence of a finding is never "clean". Undetermined when the data cannot support a negative.
No price targets, no direction, no entry, no exit.
Nothing that did not finish reads as a fact about the chain.

MACHINE READABLE

Base URL https://api.checkvitals.xyz/v1, keyless at 1 rps.
OpenAPI 3.1 at api.checkvitals.xyz/v1/openapi.json, generated from the same constants the handlers branch on.

checkvitals.xyz @vitalscheck_bot t.me/vitals_official x.com/vitalsxyz

A check that found nothing is not a check that found the launch to be fine. Signals and flags only. Not financial advice.